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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hollywood Gnus: American Idol Edition


Let me evidently be the first Hollywood reporter to report that the person in this picture is NOT Gene Simmons.
IDK who this yayhoo is, but it's not Gene.
I wonder if even Paul was fooled by this bad imitation.
Evidently the rest of the US was fooled.
Not me.
It's bad enough that Paula lip-synched her smoke and mirror performance a few weeks ago, and now we're presented with a faux Gene?
Tsk Tsk I say to Kiss and AI.
I just might be done with all of you.......
In a lesser Gnus report, the bandmember in "The Cat" make-up is actually Joan Rivers. But we all already Gnu that didn't we?
All Hollywood Gnus reports are biased opinions and are sole possession of Hollywood Gnus.
Any semblance to the truth is just pure dumb luck.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Hollywood Gnus



Hollywood Gnus reports that Joan Rivers has signed on to play The Joker's whiny, spoiled mom, in the next Batman movie. Needless to say, we at Hollywood Gnus are excited that
all the make-up costs for her part canl be re-directed to needier parts of the movie.

Rumors that Donald Trump will be creating a brand new villain with the name "Mr. Pomp Adore" are at this time unsubstantiated, but the possible reunion of the two has been eagerly anticipated by many readers of Hollywood Gnus.







Thanks for letting us be your Gnus source and remember, "Getting your Hollywood Gnus anywhere else is a Gno Gno!"

Friday, May 08, 2009

Did you know?

Did you know that Progressive Insurance is owned by the same guy that pushes Moveon.org and its liberal agenda?

Did you know that I played trombone in high school?

Did you know that 80's fashion is making a comeback? Just say no..
I have a 14 year old daughter. Please just say no...... (link)

Did you know that Barney Kessel is my all time favorite guitar player?

Did you know I can't figure out how to put a youtube video on blogger?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bigger than the Moon?



Sometimes we can get so busy we can forget.

Just HOW Big God is.

Friday, March 13, 2009

The 3 Musketeers. The rest of the story.

I DVR'd "The 3 Musketeers" the other day in hopes that Cassidy would be interested in it and want to watch it. In this one D'Artagnan was played by Gene Kelly, one of her favorites from Singing in the Rain.


Me: Have you ever heard of "The 3 Musketeers?"

Cassidy: Yes. I think so..... Well, I know it's a candy bar.....pause pause......Dad, are they from the Bible?

I immediately pictured The 3 Musketeers laying down their swords at the feet of baby Jesus.

You know, it almost made sense to me.

Ha ha...She was so cute when she realized she was wrong.

"Dad, if you tell that story, please don't tell anybody I was making fun of Jesus.

Me: Baby girl, you are so cute. Jesus is not going to be mad....

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Obortion?

OKC Man Stopped for Anti-Obama Sign

Posted: Feb 19, 2009 11:17 AM CST

Updated: Feb 19, 2009 11:18 AM CST


Associated Press

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A construction worker with an anti-President Obama sign in his pickup truck window was stopped by police who confiscated the homemade sign.

Chip Harrison of Oklahoma City had a sign reading 'Abort Obama, not the unborn' when he was stopped by two officers last week.

Harrison said an officer told him the sign could be considered a threat to the president and police notified the Secret Service.

The officers took the sign but later returned it to Harrison and police said the officers were "overzealous."

Special Agent in charge Adrian Andrews of the Secret Service's Oklahoma City field office said agents interviewed Harrison and determined he's not a threat.

Harrison said he's no fan of Obama but the sign is a political statement opposing abortion, not a threat to Obama.

He said the sign is back in his truck and that he's considering whether to pursue a civil matter against the police for what he considers a violation of his right to free speech.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Who knew?




Your Spiritual Number is Five



You bring adventure and change to people's lives.

You are willing to challenge your friends and push them to grow.



Right now, your life is about figuring out where to direct your energy.

If you're not careful, you can become too unreliable or flighty. You need the perfect project.



You live a free form life - which allows you to be very innovative and a great problem solver.

Rules, schedules, and structure practically destroy you. You have to do things your own way.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Cassi's Shelby the Dog Report

Cassi came in from the back yard with a notebook and handed me this report on our Collie Dog Shelby:

"Dad, here's a report on what Shelby has been doing in the backyard.."

Peeing
running
barking!
sniff
digging
walking
more peeing
stop!
running
more running
sitting
more sitting
looking at me
looking at Lilly (neighbor girl)
standing and looking at Lilly

I say, Lucky Dog!!!!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

What goes?

Life.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Yay! Another Ice Storm!!!!

I'm so happy there's another ice storm!
Can you tell?






This is me looking out the window at all the pretty ice and snow.
My face is "Shining" with wonder!
Yay!!! for MORE family time!!!!!

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

I feel minty fresh. Please make it stop.


Above and below are pics of our living room. In addition to the poorly placed pictures and scattered shelves you'll find the room is painted in something I like to call Original Crest Green.
It's very yucky and we don't like it.
The living room is very small for a normal family of 4.
As many of you know, we are not a normal family of 4.
We are quite the opposite.
Among other things we are evidently color challenged. Our eye to paint to wall ratio/perception is severely lacking.
Is there someone among you who can tell us what color to paint our living room walls?
After all the room is designed for living, not for brushing teeth.


Monday, December 15, 2008

Breathitt Co. Believe it or Not!!!

Before Benny Hinn, there was Jeremiah of Breathitt County:


Breathitt is the only county in the State which has the honor of producing a man who professed to be endowed with supernatural and divine power. He was known as Jeremiah, (Lovelace) the Prophet, and I was intimately acquainted with him. He professed that by laying on of his hands he could perform miracles-heal the sick, restore the blind to sight, relieve the most excruciating pain, and also walk upon water. To prove his claims he exhibited his divine power before an audience by treating several patients with great success, as testified by the statements of several subjects upon whom he operated.

Many of those present at the exhibition believed in his divinity, but there were several "Doubting Thomases" present who were not and could not be convinced of his infallibility until they could see him walk upon the water. So, for that purpose he made an appointment to meet them near his residence below the mouth of Frozen creek, on the Kentucky, on an evening of the following week.

In the meantime he procured three thick planks, ten feet long and about eighteen inches wide. Then he made three trestles and placed them in the river about nine feet apart and six inches below the surface of the water, and on these trestles he placed three planks, running them straight out in the river and the end of the first plank being near the water's edge on the ground and about eight inches below the surface.

The boys of the neighborhood suspected the deception he was trying to play on the public, and when they investigated and found the planks, they removed the middle one without the Prophet's knowledge. At the time appointed a big crowd assembled to witness the performance. It was about dark, but the moon was shining brightly when the Prophet made his appearance, arrayed in a long white robe, and after offering up a short prayer he gave directions to the audience to sing a familiar hymn when he commenced walking on the water. He then started for the water, and about the time the audience had sung the last line of the first verse he reached the end of the first plank. On his next step he went overboard into the water, where he struggled for some time, his long robe being an obstacle to his swimming.

He was about to drown when he called to his audience: "Brethren, save me or I perish!" A man in the crowd answered, "Can't give you any assistance-all dam'd fools like you ought to drown!" He finally got ashore, but was never known to walk on the water again. I was not present on this occasion, but afterwards did see the planks upon which it was said he walked.