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Friday, May 15, 2009

Hollywood Gnus



Hollywood Gnus reports that Joan Rivers has signed on to play The Joker's whiny, spoiled mom, in the next Batman movie. Needless to say, we at Hollywood Gnus are excited that
all the make-up costs for her part canl be re-directed to needier parts of the movie.

Rumors that Donald Trump will be creating a brand new villain with the name "Mr. Pomp Adore" are at this time unsubstantiated, but the possible reunion of the two has been eagerly anticipated by many readers of Hollywood Gnus.







Thanks for letting us be your Gnus source and remember, "Getting your Hollywood Gnus anywhere else is a Gno Gno!"

5 comments:

ancient one said...

Donald's pic looks much younger... you can't tell with Joan...

Aunt Jo said...

whiney, spoiled, venom spewing......

Aunt Jo said...

Who gnu you had such a gnose for gnus?

Jamie Dawn said...

I wouldn't DREAM of getting my gnus from anyone but ewe.
I wonder what Joan would look like now had she not had any plastic surgery? Maybe she'd look less surprised (Pelosi has that same surprised look), and maybe her skin would move more naturally.
Trump's hair is modern art.

Keep up the great reporting!!!!

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