Sadly, the post I spent 45 minutes writing about the planet Uranus yesterday disappeared, without a trace after I saved it to draft.
Nonrecoverable. Just like my hair.
In a nutshell here is the most important fact about Uranus.
It was almost named "George".
So after combing and moussing my eyebrows this morning I found this little known scripture in the Bible:
...and in a man's later years, after he hath suffered through ages of folly, I shall impart upon him Wisdom.
The wisdom shall shew forth in the eyebrows, which will begin to grow and sprout in every direction.
Yea verily, north, south, east and west.
His eyebrows shall be as a wild beast, untameable. But feareth and despiseth him not, for this is the sign of Larry Hagman, who despite his despicable behavior in "Dallas" is actually very wise and is my chosen prophet here on earth in spite of liver problems due to alcohol.
Book of Hagman Chapter 2 vs. 3-7.
There you have it.
6 comments:
Guitarman,
Unknown to you, last night one of your "other" places was in plain sight of everyone.
I will blog about it later...
Where did you get that post?
Ur-anus? *snicker*
Oh. Um...wow. Very intersting. Your wife gave me a little preview of your post via our telephone conversation, but wow. I mean, wow. George? And I had no idea there were eyebrows involved. So which version of the bible is the book of Hagman in? I haven't seen it in my KJV or Message. Must be one of those other Ultra-christian bibles.
Oh I love The Book of Hagman. I think it says something in there about stetson hats, too.
I was going to comment on your post but I have gotten sidetracked by your response to "guitarman".
Leslee,
The Book of Hagman is actually part of a great tome entitled:
The Big Book of Larrys.
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