I hope you appreciate me for sparing you from the pictures of rashes I found on the internet.
Rashes are a terrible thing evidently.
Okay, if you are brave enough check them out here.
Please don't look at them immediately after eating fatty or sugary foods.
If you do look at them, please call your loved ones immediately and tell them how much you appreciate them and love them, in case you ever get a bad rash and lose all your friends.
Put a section in your will that states if you die from a bad rash, anybody who quits talking to you while you are suffering from said rash will be taken out of your will.
Stay out of the bushes! Stay inside where the only rash you will get is a heat rash, slightly less intense than if you were outside and got a heat rash. Throw away your Lance Armstrong Cycling suit. Buy new looser fitting undies for pete's sake. There must be air flow down under.
Carry one of those Larry Hagman mini anti- smoke fans and from time to time and stick it in your pants for a few seconds of breeze. ( Men, use only with extreme caution)
I remember Church Camp when I was 12. This now famous brother sister duo decided they would lie down like a piece of lumber and roll down this very large hill. What happened made them legends the rest of the week. The were covered head to toe in the worst rash I have ever seen. They did this on the first day of camp. Seems they forgot? they were very allergic to certain types of grass. Their parents were called to pick them up and they were taken directly to the hospital. They were never seen again. Well, I guess their parents kept them and didn't just leave them at the hospital. I don't know that for sure though.
Have a good weekend bloggers, wish you were here to help us FINALLY! move.......