I've been asked over and over, "Batman, why do you wear the mask?"
I've decided to shed some light on the mystery of the mask and today I will share with you reason # 7.
My ears have been growing at a tremendous rate for years and soon the top of my ears will be perfectly aligned with my eyebrows.
I've decided to shed some light on the mystery of the mask and today I will share with you reason # 7.
My ears have been growing at a tremendous rate for years and soon the top of my ears will be perfectly aligned with my eyebrows.
Research has shown that mens ears grow in cycles of 7 years.
Why seven years?
That means in 28 years I'll .....well...nevermind.
I have already designed a new mask with small ear holes to allow for the growth of grey ear hair that I understand will enable my already hyper sensitive bat hearing to operate at an even higher level.
Coming next week: Rashes and the Batsuit....
22 comments:
Umm....I am first, but I am not sure for what. None of your linkies worked. Maybe I am not holding my tongue right. Let me try again. BRB.......nope they still don't work.
Do over Joe!!
I took the links out they wouldn't get hip to the jive....
wow, i was worried that i was not the first commentor, but i see you two have hogged up your own first and second spots.
now, have there been other reasons somewhere on this blog that i missed? or is there just no reason that your starting with reason number 7?
as for the ear hair making your hearing more sensitive, does that help at all with "selective hearing"?
What about nose growth?
OK, let's all be hip to the jive, now.
Anne, nose growth in indeed a problem especially with the new lightweight mask I've been wearing. It shows more nose.
Noses, fortunately have been shown not to begin their extra growth stage until year 60...
Badoozer,#7 is biblical also the growth spurt lasts seven years.
It's also the last grade I completed in college....
Seven years of college down the drain.....
Seeker, you been hip to the jive long time now.....
might i remind you that proper husbands would go and have those ears surgically reduced, in order not to repulse their beautiful wives?
what
do i have diseases? anne is over here cheating on me, i have no comments from anne in like decades, and she's over here. i'm jealous. and i'm pouting
QZ, let's talk about the phenomenon of ear growth and wives.
Shouldn't the ears start shrinking instead of growing so in later years the man can have some peace and quiet?
I'm really glad you clarified this. I've suspected it for a long time.
I never knew that about the ears. Very interesting tidbit. Should I call you Dumbo?
I'm anxious to hear about the rashes. They sound quite hideous. I'm sure the batsuit has no breathing room, and air doesn't reach "certain" areas.
How ghastly!
Pass the Gold Bond Powder!
"Dumbo" is my other secret identity. Now it's not a secret any more... Thanks JD!
Remember when you went through that "Kiss phase" and you wore the make-up but nobody knew because you also wore your batmask?
maybe then the rash would be from the makeup or maybe a spit rash from hanging your tounge out..of course, obscured from view by the batmask.
Yes, don't make us wait until next week to hear all about the rashes.
Hey, Dumbo,
I came by hoping to see photos of bat-rashes.
I hear those are really nasty.
I hope for AJ's sake, they are not contagious.
Hey Badoozer, you can stop pouting now.
Ted, yes I remember the "Kiss" phase..what surprises me is that you do....
Somebody pass the itchy medicine!
wonderful. anne got her message. that means through my excellent calculations that she visited your blog AGAIN before she visited mine. shes gonna pay. i'm gonna visit her next, and raise the roof on their somewhat non-chaotic home. hmmmmmmmmmmm
ok
please step away from the moving box and post something for the love of everything holy
shoobee doobee doo
Enjoyed a lot!
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