We're goin to a whole other country for a couple of days.
We'll be here having fun listening to music and eating fattening concession food.
Bring your lawn chairs and blankets and umbrellas and candy bars and sunscreen but please leave all live ammunition at home. We don't need no stinkin' trouble in Texas. They like to lock Okies up in their Texas-Size jail and throw away the key.
We'll try not to screw up the slide show when we get back.