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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Rules for Blogging and Good Sentence writin' and how to share ideals and stuff.

Some of you have have been making a few too many error!
To improve this I am now using a new set of rules for editing.
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.

More bloggin' sentence writin' and general communication next time.

8 comments:

Aunt Jo said...

Joe you thure are thmart.

Groovy Mom said...

LOL! I'm horrified to realize that I break several of those rules on a regular basis.

Uncle Joe said...

groovy mom!
it's never too late not to stop.

Jamie Dawn said...

And I (usually) try to obey all these rules, as well as many others of my own also, too, in addition, plus.

Emma Sometimes said...

LOL Jamie Dawn.

I say, if someone wants to read, they will ignore my ignorance. I'm not too picky about perfect punctuation. (and I do it just to annoy you)

Saucy said...

Also, try to avoid statistics. Three out of five readers hate statistics.

Leslee said...

Gee Joe, you sure is smart like. Youns must be from Oklahoma!

holly said...

nicely done. i giggled i did.