Q-Dad, why do you make those strange faces when you play the guitar. Why do your lips move weird like that?
A- Because honey, your dad is a musical genius and music pours out of his face and lips when he plays guitar. It's not necessarily a pretty thing.
I was making a sandwich yesterday: Two pieces of bread, cheese, deli sliced turkey, mayo (instead of my usual mustard), no pickles so used dill pickle relish.
Q- Why does my sandwich have a very strong "tartar sauce" influence?