Have you ever had 1 day in the middle of a normal chaotic week that everything went just right?
If you are living with a sickness or disability of some sort than maybe you can appreciate a day like this just a little bit more.
One of the best/worst things about living in Oklahoma is the weather.
Those suffering from seasonal depression will understand, straight to the point, what I'm referring to.
I didn't fully understand it until today.
The perfect day. The first perfect day of the year.
Seventy degrees, sunshine in winter (for me) = Lots of energy, a clear mind, love for mankind, inlaws, bylaws and outlaws.
I've semi-joked for years that I'm moving to Fla, Calif, Mexico, etc. for the winter. Now, I'm serious.
If you live somewhere where the sun is shining and will continue to shine for the next 8 weeks, then I want to move in with you and be your houseboy.
I will cook and clean and we can watch Batman reruns, the Foodnetwork, old movies and I will be YOUR biggest cheerleader.
You can't beat a deal like I'm offering you.
My family will just have to get over dad not being around for a few weeks.
We all have to make sacrifices from time to time.
Who will step up to the plate and offer Uncle Joe 60 perfect days in a row?
(This message has been brought to you by Uncle Joe/ 60 Days in a Row Inc)
4 comments:
I'm guessing you don't mean northwestern Illinois...
You are correct ma'am.
Will come in summertime tho'..
save me a spot for a sleeping bag.
I will miss you snorking in the wee hours of the morning.
I bought you a going away gift. A gallon of 90 spf sunscreen for your baldy head.
We consistently have good weather here. For some reason, all those nasty storms go to the west or east of us most of the time.
I cannot guarantee 60 solid days of sunshiine though, I am sorry to say.
I am pretty much anti-winter, except on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
I am a fan of Global Warming.
When you find that place of constant warmth and sunshine, let me know because I plan to visit... and move there.
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