Ten Top Trivia Tips about Unclejoe!
- Unclejoe can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty days after being decapitated.
- Unclejoe can sleep for three and a half years.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than unclejoe.
- Unclejoe once came third in a Bruce Wayne lookalike contest.
- To check whether unclejoe is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten unclejoe will sink, and fresh unclejoe will float.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw unclejoe into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Stetson all over unclejoe'!
- Unclejoe has only one weakness - Coors Light chilled to 32 degrees.
- In 1982 and again in 1983 Time Magazine named unclejoe its 'Man of the Year'.
- Over half of all americans want to be just like unclejoe!!!!
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10 comments:
#2 is that after a benedryl or claritin?
#5 don't you get fresh with me....well ok. ;o)
#6 ! I can't believe it! YOU ARE THE REAL JOE VS THE VOLCANO!!
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you made those up. you didnt' play fair. it can tell, i'm HARRIET THE SPY
Let she who is without sin cast the first stone......
OUCH!
Uncle Joe sounds most impressive. I have been trying for years to be Time's Pug of the Year with no success.
That's the way I learned the samba when we lived in Brazil!
nice try batthumb. i think the stone was thrown by you and bounced back onto you. in fact i'm going to put your name in there again and tell the world your real secrets
Stetson? Oh, you poor thing.
You can ONLY get fresh with AJ. But, I think that AJ spoils you rotten, and a rotten UJ is not a good UJ.
Man of the year?? I must have missed that.
Don't EVEN mention the V word.
Happy Independence Day!!
I had no idea about all these facts. Did you pass on these wonders to your children?
Wow...intersting facts.
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