"Dad, why does Jesus make my nose stuffy in the morning?"
"Dad, I woke up really early this morning, before you or Carly or Mom or JESUS!"
As you can see, this 6 year old has an understanding of the way things REALLY work.
If you have a question about what is going on in the world or your life, please post it here and I will ask her and then pass the answer on to you....
Please begin all questions: Dear CassiJo
14 comments:
OH GOOD.
Dear CassiJo,
I am having a problem with my dishwasher. It makes a funny, grinding noise sometimes, but I've looked inside it and can't find out what's wrong. Nothing seems to be blocking anything in there, and it's only a couple years old. Do I need to worry? Is there a chance I'll get electrocuted one day while loading it with dirty dishes?
Dear CassiJo,
I am having a problem with so much "gray sky" weather. Why doesn't Jesus let the sun shine more, and warm things up around here? I'm ready to see some flowers bloom. What should I do?
Saur, when our dishwasher makes a noise like that I go and tell my mom. Or I tell my friend the worker, or my husband the worker.
You should probably have your maid load the dirty dishes.
Seeker,the gray sky means its getting ready to rain. You should come here because the sky is light blue, the same color as the login and publish button. I'm gonna ask Jesus tonight to make your sky bluer..
Dear CassiJo,
1. When I see the color red and you see the color red, are we seeing the same thing? If you could exchange eyes with me, would red through my eyes look the same as red looks through your eyes?
2. How did Jesus make you so cute?
Thanks, CassiJo. I know He'll hear your prayers. Soon, I hope, because tonight it's very windy and cold again, and trying to SNOW!
Maybe I will move to Oklahoma....
does the wavin' wheat sure smell sweet like the song says?
Dear CassiJo,
why are girls so pretty and boys are not?
Love,
Aunt Josefina
also known as Mommy :o)
Mommy, because Jesus just liked it that way, so he just decided that way cause only grown up girls need makeup and not boys.
Seeker, you are very sweet to say that. I hope you can move to Oklahoma. I have never seen the wavin wheat.
Dear CassiJo,
I am having a problem with getting my kids to clean their rooms. What would be the best way to get them excited to clean their bedrooms? (You probably have a very clean room so that is why I ask)
Thank you, CassiJo.
You are so smart!
Emma
Say,"I got a surprise after you're finished!!"
or you can say, " Your friends coming over you'd better get to cleaning!"
That's all I can figure out.
precious!!!
Dear CassiJo,
I am a poor white child from kentucky and I am weird. I live in a van, down by the river, and eat a steady diet of government cheese. when will I ever learn? boys, have cooties!
Oh thank heavens for CassiJo. I hadn't thought of having my maid handle it.
Don't forget CassiJo's really incisive report after a stressful hour of trying on jeans. When I said I had a headache, she said, "I have TWO headaches!"
Since then, I measure stressful experiences by whether they
cause one or two headaches.
~CassiJo's G-Mom
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