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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Out of the Box or Bad Spellers of the world Untie!

Before I was put on this heart medication which has evidently caused some severe memory lapses and general looniness I was a very good speller. The sight of a misspelled word would cause serious trouble in mind. I had a quick mind and could quickly find the misspelled word on the page and was very quick to alert the misspeller of his/her mistake. While this quirk in my personality may well have been a malady of the brain, I need to learn that it is okay to mispell words.
I will now think/write out of the box (with apologies to my mother who is the bestest speller I know). You may join me in this "Bad Speller" day if you wish.

Know is the tiem four aul good min too coem two the eight uf there cuntry. Plees tipe this as fas as
u kan four az long az u can.

The Lard is mi shephard, eye shal knot wan. He maikth me ly doun n grein pastyours he ledth me
besite the steal wathers. (BSV)

Almos hevn, Wes Virgnya, Blu Rij mountins Shinandoughya Rivr. (That Jon Denfr uzd big wurds)

If u wood lik to ad yur calm mints tu mi blawg, pleze fil fre. Eye fil mchu bitter.

13 comments:

Badoozie said...

ahhhhhh, bad spelling. thank God for spell check. still need to prooof reed thou. i can't stand to read blogs with bad spelling. it ruins the whole thing for me. it makes me want to scream. almost as bad as people crinkling their chip bags at the movies. or during a movie. GET A BOWL

Seeker said...

Hear I am!

uncle joe said...

Siouxsie, ths iz onle fur won da.
Seakher, thar u r!

Badoozie said...

huh?

uncle joe said...

Huh is exactly rite. I have no ideal wat i yam sayn.

Ted said...

Did this all start when you reeded my blog? Ever sins I tuk the Everland Wooderd Sped reding corse My redding has improved 100% My comprehenshun has also impraved.

uncle joe said...

I herd ewe wuz impraved. reapint siner!

Anne said...

Sins i hav bin homskoolng i hav lrnd alot abowt speling

i hav a betr undrstanding now and hee iz just in tha frst grad

Jamie Dawn said...

Being a homeschooling mom, I find it VERY hard to force myself to misspell. But, I am willing to give it a good effort, even if it sends me into convulsions.

Unkel Joh, pleez dohnt tayk reevinge awn Ant Josifeena fore taykeeng yor mows.

Aunt Jo said...

Think ewe vari moch Jame fur tackin mi sied.

This really pains me to do this. :O)

Once Carly was in a spelling bee and she won! She was too nervous to go on to the next level, and when I questioned her about it she said, "Mom I tried really hard to spell something wrong and I just couldn't!!" I understand completely. I am still a good speller.

PrayerfulMom said...

Ok, I'm getting a complex here! From my best reculection...(SP?) the last time I heard you saying something about spelling you were ON my blog LOL this is too funny, because I for one wouldn't know a misspelled word if it were to tell me it were misspelled, and I'm sure there are prob. a few misspelled words in this reply so just HA! read it and weep...
Hey, I'm da Mommie, gotta love me ;o)
PrayerfulMom

uncle joe said...

yr reculectins ar rite on.

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYBODY. This really goes against everything I stand for too.

jules said...

I don't wanna play this game. I'm taking by ball and going home. Harumpfh.