Friday, December 02, 2005
God (and Classmates.com) knows the number of hairs on your head
Classmates.com notified me about the upcoming Class of '78 reunion. Said I had 3 important e-mails. In a box right next to my "important" e-mails was an ad that promises "Complete Hair Restoration", UP TO 95% effective." Let's see....Class of '78...............How could they possibly know? Do they have spies? Is the whole Class of '78 spying on me and reporting back to Classmates.com? How could they know that at my 10 year reunion I was in the running for "Most Bald?'. I submit to you that Classmates.com is an all seeing all knowing cult, preying on weak minded Class of '78, who never really amounted to much anyway, unless you were a football player or cheerleader or actually studied in class. Go Roughers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Whistle Britches at 12/02/2005 09:43:00 AM