In case you ever wondered:
If you didn't sleep so great and you weren't sure if you were ever asleep or maybe in suspended animation or a light coma and you woke up to a quiet house and you considered the Rapture had come and gone and left you and you stumbled to the sink to wash your eyes with warm not cold water cause it's winter outside and the cold water will make you time travel into next week and you look down while the water is warming up and you notice somebody has left gobs of toothpaste splattered all over the sink so you absentmindedly clean the toothpaste off with your fingers while the water is still warming up and then when the water is warm you collect in your palm warm water and then rub the warm water into your eyes;
YOUR EYES WILL BURN PROFUSELY!
BUT THEY WILL BE MINTY FRESH!
IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED.
(brought to you by Mint Flavored Crest)