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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Party Time :(


Okay everyone. (My 3 loyal readers). It's time for the 1st Annual Uncle Joe Pity Party Contest.
I'm in the middle of my own party right now and I know a good party when I see one.

Here are the rules:

Tell me about YOUR pity party.
You may remain anonymous if you wish.
This post will remain up for 10 days (ending 12/15/06)
The winner receives absolutely nothing. I want to make your party the best ever. Winner will be announced 12/15/06.

And remember, "It's my party, I can cry if I want to......."

If no one responds I will start making crap up.......

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uncle Joe,
My MIL put ants in my pants and made me dance...:(

Aunt Jo said...

I am on the Naughty List.

uncle joe said...

Anon,
I'm not buying it.
Ants in your pants is a blessing in 47 countries and Puerto Rico...

AJ,
22 days to get off that list, or are you bragging?

uncle joe said...

Anon,
I'm sorry.
It's your party and you can cry if you want to....

Anonymous said...

Uncle,
I tried to have a pity party and no one showed up...

Leslee said...

Ok, so I one day I worked really really hard on updating my blog to make it look new and fresh and hip. I thought I did a pretty dang good job. Got several compliments on it until this one guy showed up. He started picking on it because there were lemons and maters in one of the pictures I used. I started crying and told him how much it hurt both of my feelings and he just laughed and started asking for ranch dressing for the maters.


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Aunt Jo said...

I have been good for one whole day, and I am still on the Naughty List. I need to have a meeting with Santa......

EmmaSometimes said...

Auntie Jo's been naughty. Go to Santa's room!!

Aunt Jo said...

Emma is right....I should go to Santa's room for a private meeting to discuss this. ;o)

Anne said...

I had a very long comment but I deleted it. Have pitty on me.

Jenn said...

I have to go and get winter tires put on my car today and I don't feel like it.

waaaaah

Saur♥Kraut said...

Hmmm. I can only think of one time where I truly partied out of pity. My evil ex was remarrying (remind me why I was upset again???) so I sat outside my apartment, surrounded by sympathetic friends and neighbors, and we all did shots until I was completely smashed and went reeling in, to bed.

uncle joe said...

Wow, so far Anne is way in the lead.
Jenn is in second place w/winter tire problems.
Leslie is just partying a bit too much.

uncle joe said...

I missed Saurs somehow.
Anne and Saur are in a tie.

Aunt Jo said...

Hellooooo!!!????? Do you mean to tell me the thought of getting NO CHRISTMAS GIFTS isn't pitiful? The thought of getting coal and/or rocks in my stockin isn't sad? Well it is sad to me you mean ole Batman.

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uncle joe said...

Wait,
Hold the press...
Jenn is the only one who cried...

AJ, Santa has a headache this morning. You're still on the naughty list..

Anon Sandra, is your name really Borat?

PrayerfulMom said...

Ok here goes,
Today when I woke up it was like 12 degrees...had to get on my bus by 6:30am for our bus rout...I then have to go do my kitchen duties which consist of ! ! ! our anual freezer audit...BOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO hey it might be warmer in the freezer than outside, that's the silver lining in this ordeal I guess lol
If you don't hear from me for a while maybe I've been frozen to something in the freezer ya might want to send help hehehe.
G'day

uncle joe said...

Aww PrayerfulM, you ALMOST made me cry with that one.
I've spent many a lonely hour in freezers too.
If you pity party in the freezer your tears will freeze.

If your audit turns out very bad you will win.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Hey! Why do I get edged out just cuz I didn't cry? I don't think he deserved tears. So there. But I spat a little.

Leslee said...

I'm not in the top three??!?!?

What?!!??!


WAAAAHHH!!!! Why Lord, why?!?!



Oh, and Joe, tag, you're it!

uncle joe said...

Saur, you've got a good point there. Let me ponder that for a while.

Leslie, I was already it.

Leslee said...

Not that it, you have to play the meme game that's on my blog. I know you saw it now you have to do it!

Leslee said...

And you know what eles is making me cry? The fact that despite my name appears regularly on your blog (at least this post) you NEVER spell it right!!

:-(

uncle joe said...

Oh yeah, maybe I wasn't talking to you!
I was talking to Leslie.

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Leslee said...

I think Emma's been here.

uncle joe said...

Yes, Emma is trying to be covert about her pity party..
while leaving small clues.
Doesn't she know that Batman loves Keith Green and clues?

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I don't think you'll need to make anything up, Uncle Joe.

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