Here is a pop quiz about generall stuff. A grade of 70% or above entitles you to your G.E.R.D. certificate.
1) Uncle Joe's real name is:
c. Chunky Cheese de Parmesan
d. None of the above
2)If you go to Church on Sunday, where is the Church located Monday thru Saturday?
a. Hallelujah Square
b. In your mind
c. Here and there sprinkled out nicely all over the earth.
d. It's invisible so what does it matter?
3)Aunt Josefina recently went to a concert to see her friend singing "only" to her. Who is her friend?
a. She has no friends, so this is a lie.
b. Michael Buble'.
c. Michael Chiklis.
d. Michael Angelo
4)Susie needs to do what so her friends can help her get a new computer?
a. Post an address.
b. Post an address.
c. Post an address.
d. All the above.
5)Kookaburra sits on the old "what" tree?
a. Juicy Fruit.
b. Double Bubble
6) Eschatology is defined as:
a. Study of various internet "chat" methods.
b. Study of sundry "scat" solos by Ella Fitzgerald.
c. Biblical study of "end times" or "last days".
d. Study of differing ways to "bow out" on principle.
7)Jamie Dawn hates Uncle Joes favorite movie. What is the movie?
a. The Ten Commandments.
b. Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
c. Joe vs the Volcano.
d. Batman Begins.
8)Why does Jamie Dawn hate UJ's favorite movie?
a. She is just plain silly.
b. She is just plain goofy.
c. She hates Uncle Joe.
d. She just thinks it's a lame movie.
9)Uncle Joe thinks "insert name here" is the funniest person he's ever met. Name said person.
a. Donny Osmond
b. Simon Cowell
d. Drew Carey
10)If Batman and Green Lantern had a "real" fight in which Green Lantern took off his stupid ring, who would win the fight?
a. Nobody, because friends shouldn't be fighting.
b. Duh, Batman of course.
c. Green Lantern, because he would still find a way to cheat.
d. Comic book readers all over the world.
No bonus question for extra credit. Sorry.