Watching my kids has evidently cause a major case of brain drain and if you haven't figured out by now I'm not exactly running high in that area anyway. I do have a game for you if you'd like to play that is called:
Guess my middle name.
My middle name is the same as my dad's first name and it is a most unusual name that starts with the letter U.
That's right. The letter U. Big U. Little u. Anyway you spell it, it is still the letter U.
The first person to accurately guess my middle name who also trusts me to send me their address by e-mail will receive a prize, by mail or UPS or FED-EX or that new yellow company.
The game will officially start at midnight CST tonight and I wish all of you well.
(Auntie J, Prayerfulmom, Ted, your gift is the gift of knowing me!) ha ha ha .. cough..Hack...Gurgle?
THIS GAME HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE VOWELS A,E,I, AND O.
(hints will be sold at the corner of 15th and delaware st. tulsa ok. 74424 br-549)