Save the "Syllables!"

Another new word for Daniel Webster and also the medical community: Instead of "Reconstructive Breast Surgery", which tires me out just thinking about. Let's save a few syllables and instead say "Breastoration".
You ask, "How did your mother's breastoration go this morning?" and I say "just fine thank you!" By the way my mother, who was a college English teacher for over twenty years and who also has had a breastoration has given me thumbs up on this one.